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"I WOULD KILL FOR ONE OF THESE!"
Unwrap a Smile Santa is dressing sexy this year and he brought you a gift. Unwrap it and see what's inside. I'm sure he won't be the only one smiling this holiday season. |
Sancho Clause You better not work, you better not cry, you better not leave your woman, I am telling you why.......Sancho Clause is coming to town!!!!!!!! |
Hoe Hoe Hoe With a hearty smile and a bellowing yell Santa called out for his ladies fair......HOE......HOE......HOE. It makes you wonder if he's really happy or just reflecting on better times at the brothel. |
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Go Ahead.. BUST A NUT!! When you are a nutcracker your only job is to bust a nut. Spread the holiday cheer with this vulgar Christmas design sure to put a smile on Ole Santa Claus's face. |
Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Go ahead...Kiss me under the mistletoe! Take advantage of the Christmas Spirit in hopes that sooner or later somebody is going to take you up on your offer. |
Paper or Plastic When you meet a girl with a killer body but a roadkill face you have to always ask yourself that burning question. Will she be wearing PAPER or PLASTIC? |
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Level ??? Who needs a college degree these days when most of our lives are lived out online in games. I'd rather be gaming than sitting in a classroom letting my brain rot away because I am hardcore. |
Where's Your Head At? Where's your head at? Possibly the victim of a sniper head shot on your latest video game. Shoot straight and aim true this head's for you. |
Bad Guy Timber Got a chainsaw on the end of your gun? Might as well use it to saw through bad guys lumberjack style. Pwn the competition with this game inspired t-shirt |
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Tea time Teabag Pwn your competition by sticking your nuts right in their face. Let them know that when you game it will be tea time all the time. Don't worry the teabagging is free. |
The Man The Legend You've heard rumor that he was back in town. Well you are right the LEGEND is back and he is on your shirt. Be the man that wears the legend on his shirt. Video game not included. |
Everyone Needs a Hero Jam out like a hero on your guitar. Gather up the groupies and head on down to a show. You know being in a band has its perks. So go ahead pick a hero...Everyone needs a hero. |
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Smell My Fingers No he is not a ladies man but yes his fingers do smell like all the fisheries of the world combined. What do you expect when you've lived your entire life under the sea? |
Momma's Boy Show your mother just how much you love her by sporting your support. Norman Bates grew up to be our lovable Momma's Boy. Who says a psycho can't grow up to make his mother proud? |
Just Dont Give a Fuck This line strikes so close to home for those of us who have marked our balls with the shade of blue. No matter how hard you try or how many drinks you buy...VIRGINS JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK |
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Water Gets Me Wet Get her in the mood.....get her wet. Who said wet t-shirt contests were just for the guys? As you can see that water dumped down her chest is getting her sopping wet. Sexy!!!!! |
Firefighter in Training Look at how she works that pole. Such beauty!!Such grace!! Most strippers are trying to pay their way through school but this gal is definitely a FIREFIGHTER IN TRAINING! |
Gold Digger The gold rush isn't over just yet. Hordes and hordes of beautiful gold diggers are making their way to a town near you. Open your pocket books these ladies are looking for gold. |
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PussyWhipped Haven't you ever wondered how Cat Woman would be in bed? I mean with that tight latex and that cracking whip of hers. One night and I guarantee you'd be PUSSY WHIPPED. |
Anti Fur Wearing animal fur is a debacle and harms cute fuzzy animals. Tell the world that the only fur you wear is hidden beneath your bikini line. We have to take a stand somewhere. The animals need us. |
Rigamortus Gets Me Hard The Viagra for the undead....Rigamortus gets me hard..stiff as a board actually. They may be dead but they can still please a woman with their rock hardness. |
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Tumor Size Matters Have any of you ladies been perplexed by the question "Does Size Really Matter?"? Imagine you have a tumor and the larger it grows the more likely you are to die. NOW DOES IT MATTER?!?! |
Best Friends Forever Conjoined since birth best friends forever. The bond these brothers share is much stronger than the piece of tissue that holds them together. Twins make the best of friends especially when conjoined. |
Stick Up Your Ass? Think you've got a stick up your ass try being a scarecrow. Now we know why these creatures have such horrific looks on their faces...They've got a stick up their ass. |
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Who Wants to Get Laid? This gal is known to lay. As a matter of fact she does it so well she makes a career of it. OH what I wouldn't give to be one of those eggs right now. I definitely want to get laid! |
Wish You Were Here Why not send someone you hate a postcard? Wish you were here instead of some innocent bystander. Why is it the one's you hate live the longest? Make your message loud and clear. |
I'd hit that We all get along when we pass the bong. You'd hit that, I'd hit that, and I'm sure she'd hit that too;). Kinda kinky if you ask me. This bong has been hit more than a redheaded stepchild. |
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Completely Baked Getting baked is this little guy's forte. Why cook when you can get baked. Come along and share a bong with the adorable Gingerbread Man. He brings a whole new meaning to baked goods. |
HERBivore His diet is healthy and 100% completely organic and plant based. Smoking herb for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. There's no need for munchies when you are an HERBivore. |
Perfect Woman Every man dreams of the perfect woman. Well here she is. She's inflatable, doesn't talk much but always has her mouth open, and is a sex craving nymphomaniac. Share the love. |
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Redneck Home Ahh!!! the life of a Redneck:) What to civilized folk looks like an ordinary camper is a breed of imbreds known as redneck's HOME SWEET HOME. |
Bullets Don't Kill People Show where you stand on gun control. They should be banning bullets not the guns. Did you know 100% of all gunshot wounds are the result of bullets hitting people not the guns? |
I'm the one that wouldn't FLUSH Many a babies have been flushed to their watery graves. Be the survivor!. Don't let the toilet get the best of you with this "I'm the one that wouldn't flush" t-shirt |
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Midget Porn Who doesn't love midget porn? You know what they say "In midget porn there are no small parts only small actors." Laugh along with the little people of our day. |
Frogger Caution slow 20 MPH FROGGER CROSSING!!! We brake for frogs here. Don't let your favorite old school video game become just another piece of roadkill on the side of the road. |
StreetWalker Just call me streetwalker. Years ago I lost my job to the wiles of this cruel world. Cast to the streets here I make my home. Don't let the stereotype fool you. Not all streetwalkers are prostitutes. |
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Foreplay This is the kind of foreplay I can get into. You know we men only want the sex and never take the time for the foreplay. Please the ladies with your new addiction to foreplay. It's an orgy in a consol |
Floppy Release the nerd within. Ask me about my three and a half inch floppy is a great way to break the ice with the ladies. No compensation here. Just honesty. Maybe that's why good guys finish last |
1UP YOURS Remember the 7 up yours commercials well this is a gamer spin off featuring the adorable mushroom off of mario brothers only he's not being so polite. 1 up yours is guaranteed to get Mario and Luigi h |
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SIZE matters Size always matters, even in the case of Mario. You know what they say bigger is better maybe that's why Mario was popping so many mushrooms. You do know he has a princess to please;) |
Get a Life Get a life Mario style. Nintendo couldn't have done a better job at promoting the use of mushrooms than in their ever so popular Mario Bros series. When you feel drained pop a shroom and get a life. |
Red Block Ever hit the red block on Mario? Well red block gives you wings right? Be a true gamer. Earn your wings. |
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Can't Touch This Soon after MC Hammers smash hit Can't Touch This has swept the globe leaving no territory unmarked. Grab a star and instantly you are a star. Can't touch this Mario style. |
Great Balls of Fire Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire! were Mario's first words as he went to pick a flower one day and miraculously shot flaming balls from his wrists. Nintendo couldn't have asked for more. |
Flower Power Flower Power didn't die with the hippies, it was reborn with the advent of Nintendo's Mario each and every time he pertook of the flower. Show your support for peace and Mario NOW!! |
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Crack Kills Crack kills literally for some as in the case of poor humpty dumpty...but what can you expect when you are an egg? Be drug free with this anti crack shirt because in some cases crack does kill. |
Aids AIDS is no laughing matter unless you are wearing this laugh out loud tee. Be the first to ask the question "Why do they call it AIDS because it ain't helping me any?" |
Go Green Be environmentally friendly...Go Green!! Don't be prejudice love all plants. Show your love for all things green with this toker's dream. |
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StoneRock Imagine a world full of nothing but stone. Can you see it? It is only obvious that in a world made completely of stone you would be nothing more than a rock. Hence this classic shirt. |
Sex Responsibly If you are going to sex...sex responsibly. Some of us have to learn the hard way and children are an expensive mistake to upkeep. That's an 18 year long bill right there. |
Masturbation We all do it. Masturbation is as common today as the Doe family is in the morgue. Show others that you aren't afraid to take a hands on approach on self love. Practice makes perfect. Be perfection! |
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God's Eyes Have you ever wondered what we look like to God? Well in God's eyes we are all the same. Ants in His ant farm. This design brings hours of fun for everyone depending on IQ. |
Dave...Dave on drugs Dare to question drug abuse. Dave transformed his wiles into smiles all with the help of drugs. Who can question happiness? This design should cure all your doubts of drug use and abuse. |
Gentleness gets to pet the kittens Who doesn't love to pet the kittens? Just a word of advice for all of those kitten stompers out there ONLY gentleness gets to pet these kittens. Sorry to disappoint:( |
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I like my meat pink in the middle For all you straight men out there we know you like our meat pink in the middle. Show them just how you like your meat and I ain't talking about no steak dinner here. |
Anal Nature's Enema Who can afford pricey enemas nowadays? I've got a solution for you that's cheap easy and fun for everyone. ANAL..Nature's Enema..Sex your way to a clean colon now!! |
Text <3 Give a shout out to your inner nerd with some text love. Not all love has to be physical especially in the case of those of us who love from afar. |
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knob Ever had a slob on your knob before? Well now is the time for celebration. Knobbin good! Go ahead grab ahold |
Closer You are getting closer.....closer. Ok too close. Any closer and you'd be inside me bares truth for those who invade your personal space insomuch as they pop your auratic cherry. |
PORN Put a new twist on an old saying. Porn...if you make it they will come....in both senses;). Ages of film makers have put this saying to the test with their filming of provocative movies. |
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Anorexia Tell them the truth about your freakishly underweight body. I don't have anorexia I just have worms is an easy excuse to avoid an embarrassing conversation. |
Sex with You It's only true..If God let me choose my sex it would be with you. Tell them how you really feel about consenting before intercourse. If only our creator could decide. The choice would be a lot easier. |
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Pink On The Inside Inside of every man and woman lies a blanket of pink. Why segregate when we are all pink on the inside? Don't trust me? See for yourself next time you use the restroom. |
Stretchmarks Stop with the bragging. You may have had sex with my momma but I am the one who gave her stretchmarks shows who the real man is. I don't think any may no matter how well endowed can compete with this. |
My Daddy is a Turkey Baster With all this artificial insemination going on nowadays it's no wonder half of our children's fathers are turkey basters. No paternity test needed to prove this one. All you need is a receipt. |
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Shaken not Stirred Ever wonder why kids nowadays are so messed up? Kids today are prepared like a martini. Shaken not stirred. Let's hope child services doesn't find out. |
Logos Why not wear a big logo around town advertise our stuff for us for free? You gotta admit our logo looks cool. That should be incentive enough to buy. Unlike STD's this is one item that is OK to share. |
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